We Are Adults

Free dating sites are really good. One day I worked out how my perfect woman would be. I drew up a list of qualities. Thefirst qualities I thought of were about her looks. They were about her body shape, her size, her complexion and how she wore her hair and makeup. The next set of qualities were about how she acted. About what sports or activities she liked to do, how well she could cook,how fit she was and what she enjoyed doing in her spare time. The third set of qualities were about her emotions. About her attitudes towards politics, if she was a pushover, if she enjoyed being dominated or if she was an aggressive lover. I decided all of these things and it took me a few hours to write them all down and sort them all out. The next thing I decided to do was to search for this perfect girl. I went onto as many free dating sites as I could, and started the hunt. First of all I typed in some of the qualities from my list into the search boxes in the free dating sites. I typed different qualities into each of the sites, because all the qualities wouldn't fit into one box. When I pressed 'search'I started narrowing down the searches by their pictures. If there were not cute or stunning then I got rid of them. If they did not have soft brownnatural curls then I also got rid of them. When I had finished this, I had only three girls left that fittedmy entire qualities list for my perfect woman. I messaged them all and waited very excitedly for a reply. The first reply to come back was one from one of the first free dating sites that I had looked at.The girl didn't speak very good English and that had been one of my search qualities. I realised that she wasn't in-fact English, and that she must have somehow slipped through my fine search terms. I wrote her off and waited for the next two replies. The next reply I got sounded promising. She sounded so good in-fact that I thought I had found that perfect woman of my dreams! I realised however quite soon into talking with her that she was bi. I don't have a problem with girls being bi, but I wouldn't want a bi partner. I am still waiting for a reply from the third girl, and hopefully this will be the one!