We Are Adults

I went out into the city and took a bus to the museum. There was a great show on in the museum. Several large elephants had just been unearthed in the Netherlands and I wanted to see them. They had large tusks and were very beautiful. They were covered in a thick coat of fur. I just wanted to reach out and touch it. It was so well preserved it looked real. But I was afraid the security guard would get angry if I did. Lord knows what they'd do if I defiled it since it was so adorable and valuable. But nevertheless I ended up caressing it. I couldn't stop myself it was just too fluffy and cute. Too scrumptiously deliciously cute. But the guards didn't feel the same way. So they chased me through the complex until I came across a secret tomb in which the bones of the long lost soul of the damned lived. I opened it up hoping they would devour the guards for me and spare me because I was nice. Well they did and made quite a mess too. But they were so adorable so I couldn't be bothered to put them back into the tomb whence they came. I just ran away. After a brief encounter with demons from hell itself, which had made their residence in the basement, I found my way to the outside. Outside there was many people. The streets were bustling and filled with traffic. So I made my way back to my home. I went on the internet and made a date. I was never one for dating before. But now that I was depressed and dejected from the knowledge I would never find myself caressing the elephant again I arranged a brief encounter with a woman. But she did not take my mind off the furry friend I had left behind. It was just so adorable, and what I would give to have another brief encounter with it again. To be caressing its long silky fur would be heaven. To feel its strong large tusks would be perfection incarnate.